Had to chase Esme away from the fucking tomatoes again jfc
Had to chase Esme away from the fucking tomatoes again jfc
This guy is bad ass!Ayam Cemani chickens.
From Wikipedia - “The birds are completely black: black plumage with a greenish shine, black legs and toe nails, black beak and tongue, black comb and wattles, black meat and bones and even dark blood (Not Black) and organs.”
Because I know tumblr is fascinated with silkie chickens.
I wonder how many poultry fans are getting annoyed by this phenomena of the “fluffy chicken” trending on tumblr. IT IS CALLED A SILKIE PEOPLE.
Once again, a long with the “Baby Giraffe” aka the dik dik, the “Black Lion” aka photoshopped regular lion and the “Two hearts sown together makes the heart symbol” aka completely made up false fact . Stupidity runs the world some how…
Am I the only person who has ever wondered what a male chicken’s reproductive organ is? Like… How the hell does that process work?
Alright assholes, it’s science time.
Male chickens (roosters) do not have penises.
They have a cloaca. [klo-ay-kah]
In order to reproduce, a male chicken touches his cloaca to a female chicken’s (hen) cloaca. A cloaca looks like little more than a small hole.
Sorcery.
And then babies.
(In short, chicken reproduction is roughly a hundred times less frightening than duck reproduction. Because that shit is terrifying.)
whoa watch you mouth about ducks now… you mess with ducks you get screwed >;)

An Ostrich egg at approx 3.5lbs an is almost the same as eating 20 chicken eggs! #AnimalFact
Traffic in the Chinese coastal city of Taizhou is brought to a standstill when 70-year-old Hong Minshun takes his 5,000 ducks for a walk.
Hong says that regular exercise to reach a nearby feeding pond is necessary to keep his ducks fit and healthy.
Drivers and passers by are amazed by the discipline of the ducks.
SSSSOOOO MANY DUCKS!
Does this chicken have a beard or am I high?
you’re high…. but yeas some chicken breeds grow beards
(Source: backyardchickens.com)
Skeleton of the Chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus)
Superimposed over the basic form of the fowl, to give a better approximation of how the musculature and feathering of the animal is constructed.
The bird; its form and function. C. William Beebe, 1907.
that black guy with his little red cap is too cute