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I wonder how many poultry fans are getting annoyed by this phenomena of the “fluffy chicken” trending on tumblr. IT IS CALLED A SILKIE PEOPLE.

Once again, a long with the “Baby Giraffe” aka the dik dik, the “Black Lion” aka photoshopped regular lion and the “Two hearts sown together makes the heart symbol” aka completely made up false fact . Stupidity runs the world some how…

cluckyeschickens:

fair-ophelia:

Am I the only person who has ever wondered what a male chicken’s reproductive organ is? Like… How the hell does that process work? 

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Alright assholes, it’s science time.

I’ll make this brief:

Male chickens (roosters) do not have penises.

They have a cloaca. [klo-ay-kah]

In order to reproduce, a male chicken touches his cloaca to a female chicken’s (hen) cloaca. A cloaca looks like little more than a small hole.

Sorcery.

And then babies.

(In short, chicken reproduction is roughly a hundred times less frightening than duck reproduction. Because that shit is terrifying.)

whoa watch you mouth about ducks now… you mess with ducks you get screwed >;)

disruptedoriginal:

montypla:

adventuresinslumberland:

chauvinistsushi:

headandstomachaches:

Traffic in the Chinese coastal city of Taizhou is brought to a standstill when 70-year-old Hong Minshun takes his 5,000 ducks for a walk.

Hong says that regular exercise to reach a nearby feeding pond is necessary to keep his ducks fit and healthy.

Drivers and passers by are amazed by the discipline of the ducks.

SSSSOOOO MANY DUCKS!

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